Black eye - Facebook 13 Jul 2016

Yes, that's a black eye. Peter head butted me at the pool as he was jumping in because at the same time Sam climbed over the edge and I moved closer to catch him. But nobody drown!! 😳

Drama - Facebook (hidden) 11 Jul 2016

 Do YOU like facebook drama? Morbid curiosity? Trainwreck...can't look away? Check this out:

Congratulations, Aimee! You've done it again!

I managed to be unfriended today again. I followed this chick as a morbid side-show attraction. She was a nanny who seduced her employer, got pregnant, tried to convince people that the baby was premature since the wedding/delievery dates didn't line up...etc etc. They both should have been excomunicated..yes they're LDS. Another woman (my good friend who shared a LOT about it with me), had been sealed in the Temple, was divorced because of her. The adulterers got married and went on with life pretending like they didn't completely destroy someone else's life in the process. Molly Mormon over here goes on how she is completely perfect and preaches gospel/morality/principles regularly. GAG.

So she makes this gushing post on her wall about how important families are and how we should treasure our spouses...blah, blah blah. Oh it was incredibly true and uplifting what she said, but I couldn't take it anymore. So I said, "OMG I find your post here incredibly ironic"

And I'm thinking, Because the best way to love your family is to steal another woman's husband. Hypocrite much?

So I was unfriended by both of them. Oooh. I hit a nerve!

As a grand finale I logged onto a different account and posted these gems. And...now I'm blocked. LOL

Drama.

Scout Camp - Facebook 11 Jul 2016

Don't mind me! I'm just in my jammies doing the 3 am drop off for scout camp. 😱😜😘

IRS Scam - Facebook 05 Jul 2016

Have a bored minute where you'd like to mess with a really awful person? Would you like to yell at someone and feel completely good about it?

I received a phone call this morning from (352) 409-1268. The recording claimed to be the IRS who was filing a lawsuit against me. FYI the IRS only corresponds via mail and for serious matters, certified mail. The problem is, little old grandmas, otherwise innocent yet ignorant people are going to get this call and be scared out of their minds. They're going to call and give them their SS# and probably send $. I called my CPA and he said that there wasn't much I could do to run it to ground. So, before their disposable number out of FL gets shut off, might you like to have a little fun?

I called the number and read them the riot act. What a bunch of 😡😤🤐😱!!!!

Actual 4th of July 7 o'clock breakfast take 2. Now I am sick. Thanks kids. We stayed home in bed.

 

S.M.R.T Facebook 02 Jul 2016

I am sitting in an empty church parking lot with three kids.

Backstory:
The baby is sick and refused to eat last night. The little boys think there is a monster in their room. Now this all wouldn't be a problem except:

We went to bed at 11pm

Sam woke up hysterical at 12:30 because he was so hungry.

The little boys came into our room screaming at 1:30 (re: the monster) and woke up the baby
Sam woke up every hour after that because he was so miserable (re:sick)

AND...we are now sitting in the church parking lot completely on time for a 7 o'clock 4th of July breakfast, which, as it turns out doesn't actually start until 8 am ON the 4th of July. 😖
Don't be deceived! We're all laughing be cause my new manicure made it hard to push the iPhone button and take the picture! LOL 😜